- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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