Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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