What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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