Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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