- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

I named my son ps2 controller

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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