What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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