Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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women's rights.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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