- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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