2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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