- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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