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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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