What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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