Who is John Galt?

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

every knight i see an owl at window

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

sucks Syntax...

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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