A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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