- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Pickles are powerful

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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