- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

don't just stand there

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A drunk guy walks into a car

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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