- Anti Joke

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs? 1

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.