- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Pickles are powerful

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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