- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How high is the sky? True or False

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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