- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A drunk guy walks into a car

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

A chicken walked into the bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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