- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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