How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Bitch

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Charlie Sheen

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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