How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

hi

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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