- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

justin beiber sucks

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

9/11

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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