- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

i hate non minorities!

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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