- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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