- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What is funnier than 24 69

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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