Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

people magazine

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

LO AND BEHOLD!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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