Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Long joke Your such a downey

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A man goes to the potty.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Your Mum is soo fat.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

So a bar walks into a man...

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