- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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