- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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