- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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