why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

how do you win a game try your best

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

so...um, yeah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

hashtags suck balls

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Cheese

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Anti Joke

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