- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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