What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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