- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

I asked her where you were.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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