- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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