Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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