i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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no rasist joks

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