- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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