how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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