- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

An anti-joke

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Honk if you're Amish!

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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