- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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