- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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