- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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