- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Pianos.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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