- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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