- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Women's rights

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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