- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Women's rights

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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