- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mum is called Steve

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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