Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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