- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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