a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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