- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Dogs

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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