Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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123 f*ck off

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Women's rights

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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