why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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