Stop me if you heard this one before.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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