- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Anyone can post anything.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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