Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Anyone can post anything.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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