How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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