What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

where's mom I killed her

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Poker? I barely even know her.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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