What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What's blue? The sky.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Poop

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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White men's rights

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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