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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

White men's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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