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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

lewis=cardiac

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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