I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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