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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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