Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Immigration Laws

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did you stub your toe?

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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