Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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