- Anti Joke

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

69 What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

I used to know what alzheimers was

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"