Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Soccer...

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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