What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

The truth is he loves her!!

I used to know what alzheimers was

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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