what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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knock knock There's no door

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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