- Anti Joke

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.