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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Women's Rights

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

A black student graduated High School

A black person dies.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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