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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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