1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Smeg...

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Michael Brown

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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