What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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