- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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